中国式英文

意外的发现一些好好笑的东西,

01． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？

02．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
你有種，我要給你點颜色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

03．you me you me
彼此彼此

04．You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住！

05．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...

06．WATCH SISTER
表妹

07． American Chinese not enough
美中不足

08．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
車禍現場描述

09．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

10．go past no mistake past
走過路過，不要錯過

11．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條

12．you have two down son。
你有兩下子。

13．as far as you go to die
有多遠，死多遠！！！！

14．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉

15. no three no four
不三不四

16. seven up eight down
七上八下

我本人觉得最好笑的是 no three no four!
真的是不三不四的英文.